Four students are huddled inside a dorm room reading and playing video games. A fifth student, Chad, enters the room.
CHAD: Holy shit. Did you guys hear about that valedictorian guy?
MIRANDA: Uh, valedictorian? Are you sure that's what he is?
CHAD: I don't fuckin' remember, he's probably a fag anyway. Dude, why did he get fucked with a DUI?
TYRONE: No way.
JOEY: What's a DUI?
TYRONE: Ha, are you fucking serious?
CHAD: Damn Joey, I thought you were retarded but that's just... super-retarded. How old are you?
MIRANDA: Be nice to him guys, picking on retarded people isn't cool. Anyway, that valedictorian or whatever sounds like he's in deep shit.
CHAD: Are you kidding me? His parents are rich as fuck. He'll probably get off with an apology and ten minutes of community service or some shit.
JOEY: What the hell is a DUI?
MIRANDA: Hey, you guys wanna go do some super heroin?
TYRONE: I prefer crack, being that I am a black man.
JOEY: Fuck you guys, I'm gonna go ask that attorney that's always helping my dad with his theft charges! Then I'll know what a DUI is!
Joey leaves the room.
TYRONE: Does that nigga not know what Google is? Shit.
Back in his dorm room, Joey starts talking to the attorney using Popular Instant Messenger Knockoff.
HRJoey222: mr attorney man, u there?
JEWATLAW: I'm 43, Joey. Use correct spelling since I am unable to relate to a younger generation.
HRJoey222: FUCK YOU YOU OLD FUCK GODDAMN> IT AINT THAT HARD
JEWATLAW: What do you want?
HRJoey222: wut is a dui
JEWATLAW: I have clients to talk to. Go look it up on Google or something.
HRJoey222: Y WONT ANY1 TELL ME FUCK
HRJoey222: HELLLO?
JEWATLAW has disconnected from the conversation.
HRJoey222: FUKKIN SHYLOCK
The next day, back in the dorm room with the four students. Joey enters the room.
MIRANDA: Oh hey, what's up, Joey?
JOEY: I found out what a DUI is! Google told me!
CHAD: Yeah, your roommate told me he found "TELL ME WHAT DUI IS GOOGLE" in your search logs right before "FUCKING NAKEY PEOPLE" and "SHOW ME MIRANDAS BOOBYS GOOGLE".
MIRANDA: What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here!
Joey starts moaning and pleasuring himself while looking at Miranda's chest.
TYRONE: You niggas can hang out with your tard all you want, I'm out. Fuck all this.
